the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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