Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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