speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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