What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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