The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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