What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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