Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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