Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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