How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
