awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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