I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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