school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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