When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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