hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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