the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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