Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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