So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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