I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Its about making memories worth repressing
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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