we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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