you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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