So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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