Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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