Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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