I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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