ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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