The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
you made out with another girl for some wings
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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