ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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