So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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