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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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