The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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