HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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