Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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