Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Operation Purity has been aborted
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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