At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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