i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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