She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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