I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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