somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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