did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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