Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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