I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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