Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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