I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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