im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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