But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
