I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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