Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im holly from the hills drunk
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Found the puke drawer
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
