So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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