So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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