People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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