so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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