Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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