I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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