YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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