i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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