That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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